World's Most Useless
Spectacularly Impractical Sensory Technology
SSS creates a new dimension of pointless technology for those living with both hearing and visual impairments.
SSS creates a new dimension of pointless technology for those living with both hearing and visual impairments.
Our state of the art algorithm efficiently analyzes the environment. It returns the distance to the closest object to you through a beautiful and elegant LCD screen display. Creating a pointless visual experience unlike anything before.
We have the most efficient language recognition system available. We are able to convert spoken language into complex morse code patterns and beeps them directly into deaf users' ears - guaranteeing they won't hear a single beep.
Advanced sensors capture visual information from the surrounding environment, then promptly display it on a screen blind users cannot see.
Our expensive seneors convert this information into specialized morse code beeps inaudible to deaf users, converting complex environmental data into audio feedback they'll never hear.
The user receives elaborate visual information through a high-definition screen, creating an intuitive visual display that conveys rich environmental information they absolutely cannot perceive.
The system produces complex morse code audio patterns, beeping crucial information directly into deaf users' ears, ensuring they remain completely unaware of what's happening around them.
SSS is currently in final testing phases with our completely baffled partner institutions. Join our priority waitlist to be among the first to experience this revolutionary disappointment.